I like this rule. I would vote for it!
Ladies, you hang your girls out there, men are allowed to notice them. The more flesh you are exposing from your neck to your nipple the longer men are allowed to officially stare without offending you. Our wives and girlfriends may reserve the right to object.
Ladies, you keep “the girls” under more respectable cover and we promise not to stare so hard we burn two new holes in your new high dollar angel flappy wing uber-bra.
Men, I think we can agree that we will stop treating all of womanhood like objects if women will stop jamming their objects in our faces.
The stalkers and the raincoat crowd will be handled by law enforcement as always.
Good rule.
